Order of the Potter
So Harry's conquered the world again. I don't find that young fella any better than the enchanted trees and Janet, Peter, George, Fatty and others, created by Enid Blyton. Or the cute but meaningful Panchatantra and Jataka tales I read as a child. And the abridged Oliver Twist and Tom Sawyer.
And that haircut is no good because hair is sure to fall over the eyes of children.